(PROFESSOR lifts up the clothesline, displaying the under-garments. MISS GULLY He pulled down a cherry pie I had cooling on the window sill.ĭOROTHY Toto can’t jump that high. MISS GULLY I had to! This girl’s dog is a menace! It’s terrorizing the neighborhood.ĭOROTHY Ow! She’s twisting my ear, Auntie Em. It makes a good weapon of self defense! Against vicious dogs!ĭOROTHY Auntie Em! She was beating Toto with that broom! He was crying! MISS GULLY What? I was not talking about the dirt! There is plenty of that around this place! And thank you, No, concerning the demonstration. (looking around holding cord) Now if you’ll just let me plug in the Cyclotron-amatic 1000, I’ll show you how simple is its operation.ĪUNTIE EM It had better be simple, because we don’t get electricity way out here. And.since I’m sure you haven’t HAD many birthdays, that was certainly a memorable occasion, and after my demonstration of the Cyclotron-amatic 1000 electric vacuum sweeper you’ll be overjoyed to see your birthday present, in its original condition, once again, clean and bright. This marvel of science will create a powerful spinning updraft of air that will swiftly lift that debris from your rug, leaving it cleaner than it has been since you bought it many, many years ago.ĪUNTIE EM This rug is nearly new! My husband just gave it to me last month for my birthday! And this, my fine lady, is The Marvelous Cyclotron-amatic 1000 electric vacuum sweeper featuring a 20-revolutions per second, SIX! – count ‘em! – SIX-bladed propeller! My name is Professor Woodruff, with 3 Ph.D’s in windbagging technology.
How did he get out?ĪUNTIE EM What are you dumping on my floor? Can’t you look for Toto yourself?ĭOROTHY Can’t you help me? He always comes to you because you feed him and give him scraps.ĪUNTIE EM Which is supposed to be your job, Dorothy.
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